This isn’t a pub quiz – not even close. It’s a quiz for dads who want to work out whether evolution is still heading in the right direction – or has gone into reverse!
Most fathers are proud of their children’s achievements, but it can be rather embarrassing when they turn out better at doing some things than you are. I saw a man playing tennis with his 10-year-old son yesterday, and he lost his opening service game to love.
He didn’t show it, but I’m sure pride was fighting a losing battle against anger and frustration! I don’t have kids (yet), but I’ve taught over 300 of them, and I often think about becoming a father and being able to kick a ball around in the back garden with my son or help my daughter with her homework.
What I don’t know is how I would feel when I started to get knocked off my pedestal – when my children realised that I wasn’t some kind of godlike figure after all, and that I wasn’t even as good as they were at some things.
On the one hand, I’d be proud to see their progress; on the other, I’d feel more than a little old and decrepit as the next generation effortlessly overtook me on the information superhighway, leaving me parked on the hard shoulder with the bonnet up, trying in vain to fix my ageing motor…
This test is a chance to compare experiences of fatherhood and examine your feelings about your children’s progress. Is it pride or pain, joy or frustration, agony or ecstasy?
Answer each question in the polls below. The results will be shown once you’ve voted.
- If your child is a latter-day Mozart and beats you in most categories at a young age, you know that evolution is safe in your family’s hands.
- If you’re still winning gold in the family Olympics, congratulations! You’ve just won yourself the right to support your child for life from the Bank of Mum and Dad.
- If you’re somewhere in the middle, try to focus on pride in your children’s achievements rather than frustration at not being quite so much of a hero. Sometimes it’s better to lose gracefully, especially if your opponent carries half your genes…
1. At what age did child first beat you at an individual sport such as tennis?
2. At what age did your child first help you with a computer or other electronic device?
3. At what age did your child stop asking for help with homework?
4. At what age did your child first beat you at Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit or a similar board game?
5. At what age did your child first start beating your exam results?
6. At what age did your child first beat you in a foot race?
7. At what age did your child first have to correct you on a matter of general knowledge?
8. At what age did your child start earning more money than you?
9. At what age did your child start driving a nicer car?
10. At what age did your child start living in a nicer house?